Boob Birthday 2 – Alternative Functions of Boobs

I can’t believe it’s been 2 years since I went under the knife with Transform and had my breast augmentation. Watch my Q&A video here – and if you have any questions feel free to message me on twitter.

After chatting at work the other week I have been inspired to write a post around the alternative functions of boobs. Here are some of my favourites.

Hot Drink Holder

Now when I drink tea, I no longer have to hold it and get tired arms, I rest the cup on my boobs saving my arms from that consent up and down motion saving me time and effort.

Alcoholic Drink Holder

This is my favourite, it may even be classed as my party trick. When I go out I ALWAYS drop drinks, don’t know why, maybe its the nerve damage or tremor. ANYWAY I can now fit a glass in-between my boobs and can drink my drink through a straw. This is honestly life changing.

Hands Free Phone Holder

I don’t have bluetooth in my car. Well technically I do but it’s not that great so now what I can do is insert my phone in my cleavage meaning I can continue my conversation while driving. – As far as I’m aware this isn’t illegal.

General Storage

All in all, boobs are a great place to store things. From drinks, money or phones the list is really as long as your creativity allows it to be.

Let me know if you have any other amazing functions for boobs, but in the meantime, LOOK HOW GREAT MY BOOBS ARE!

Processed with VSCO with a5 preset

Left – Before 34B // Right  – After 34E

2 Comments Add yours

  1. Becky says:

    I’ve been considering getting my boobs done for a while! I hope it’s not too cheeky but why did you get yours done? For me, I’m so self conscious when I lay down or when I’m wearing clothes that they just don’t look good? I’m a 32C but they don’t make me feel confident and I feel as though getting them enhanced might make me more confident. Where did you get them done too?

    Like

    1. impishoradmirable says:

      I have wanted them done for as long as I can remember mine were small and I just wanted bigger. I had my consultations in my home town of Southampton but went up to London for the op. I had no idea what I was doing and my surgeon was really helpful and strict in saying how big she would let me go and I’m so glad I listened to her!

      Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s